July 28, 2009

10 Reasons Why Summer Is Bad

  1. Bees - Not the kind of sting I'm looking for. How about you?

  2. Ants - Just like Aunts, they are rarely (if ever) welcome to visit.

  3. Flies - And that's got nothing to do with the swatters!

  4. Barbecues - Because cues are like clues. They're often missed until something other than the food is being cooked.

  5. Boredom - That's not a dominant pig, but rather the lack of interesting things to do.

  6. Time - Cause too much of anything always ends badly.

  7. Tourists - Cause the last thing a girl needs is an audience with cameras.

  8. Humidity - No, that's not humility, it's humidity. Very different things but equally uncomfortable.

  9. Heat - No, I'm not talking about my backside, but good guess.

  10. Sweat - It's not a sweet swat no matter how you say it.


  1. Has your aunt shown you that she doesnt welcome you staying with her?

  2. Very creative. I am a fan of lists for some reason.

  3. Are the ants fire ants? (we have a lot on our property)

  4. Hello, i have a spanking blog to. I wonder if you like exchange links betwn our blogs. Let me know what you thiunk.


  5. Cute list - but I feel like there are stories you could tell to go along with "barbecues" and "tourists." And just what kind of sting ARE you looking for, little girl?