10 Reasons Why Summer Is Bad

1. Bees - Not the kind of sting I'm looking for. How about you?
   
   
2. Ants - Just like Aunts, they are rarely (if ever) welcome to visit.
   
   
3. Flies - And that's got nothing to do with the swatters!
   
   
4. Barbecues - Because cues are like clues. They're often missed until something other than the food is being cooked.
   
   
5. Boredom - That's not a dominant pig, but rather the lack of interesting things to do.
   
   
6. Time - Cause too much of anything always ends badly.
   
   
7. Tourists - Cause the last thing a girl needs is an audience with cameras.
   
   
8. Humidity - No, that's not humility, it's humidity. Very different things but equally uncomfortable.
   
   
9. Heat - No, I'm not talking about my backside, but good guess.
   
   
10. Sweat - It's not a sweet swat no matter how you say it.