- Bees - Not the kind of sting I'm looking for. How about you?
- Ants - Just like Aunts, they are rarely (if ever) welcome to visit.
- Flies - And that's got nothing to do with the swatters!
- Barbecues - Because cues are like clues. They're often missed until something other than the food is being cooked.
- Boredom - That's not a dominant pig, but rather the lack of interesting things to do.
- Time - Cause too much of anything always ends badly.
- Tourists - Cause the last thing a girl needs is an audience with cameras.
- Humidity - No, that's not humility, it's humidity. Very different things but equally uncomfortable.
- Heat - No, I'm not talking about my backside, but good guess.
- Sweat - It's not a sweet swat no matter how you say it.
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